Single Most Embarassing Moment of my Life.... and I have a lot!
As I went to the restroom in the local Walmart yesterday and saw this chair in the handicapped bathroom... I was reminded of a story I thought you would enjoy. It was the same time of the year. The boys and I were at the Ontario Mills Mall fighting the crowds and looking for Christmas outfits for pictures. Sol was about to turn four and Zach was five years old. Being human I had to go #2 pretty bad. The line was huge and because I had my entourage with me I had to wait for the handicapped bathroom to become available. I was dying! Finally it is available and the three of us rush in and I hang my bags... I speedily lay out the toilet seat cover... and I sit down. Aghhhhhh relief..... people you know what I am talking about. Anyways... Solomon had just started to really talk. For some reason he was a late bloomer. So he decides at this moment to speak clearly, loudly, and in a complete sentence and says, "YOU GOING CACA MAMA?" I hear all the giggles from the oth